The Bumper Sticker. A touching holdover from a simpler era. A time when dialing 1-800-kissmyass didn’t actually call anyone. A golden age when cars were cars, and bumpers were for bumping.
IdeaMill salutes the Bumper Sticker, the epitome of intra-vehicular communication, with the launch of the Bumper Sticker of the Month Club.
This exclusive club has only 298 members today. It will have 298 members tomorrow. And 50 years from now, the Bumper Sticker of the Month club will still be 298 strong. No more. No less. Not 299 or 183. 298. Got it? Great.
Who are the members of the BSotMC? They might be people just like you. Do you believe in brands? Are you in touch with your own humanity, and that of others? Are you a marketer of the highest caliber? If not, get lost.
What’s that? We just described you to the letter? Well then… WELCOME! WELCOME! Not to the club, per se. But you’re certainly welcome to apply.
The BSotMC’s board of governors meets on the fortnight. The board reviews who has been naughty and nice. More importantly, they review the membership rolls and decide who stays, who goes and which applicants become the newest members of The Bumper Sticker of the Month Club. Today may be your lucky day.